.President Frank Dialogue Meets the Press: Part 2
ABC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN, PBS & Fox News

President Frank Dialogue: (points) Next question?

Fox News: Wolf Berg from Fox...ah, Mr.President, what about Iraq?...Isn't this a radical move, pulling the troops out?...there will be chaos, a bloodbath there!...You will have al-Queda running wild, destroying all that we have worked for!...this war was fought to stop terrorism, and now you seem to be saying OK to these terrorists, giving them and Iran a green light to do whatever they wish...and what about the threat to Israel involved in turning Iraq over to Islamic fanatics who wish......

President: (holds up his hand) Thanks, Mr. Berg...let me respond, and let's not get caried away...Number One: The war in Iraq was an illegal one from the start, and that alone is enough reason to end it IMMEDIATELY...there was never a declaration of war by Congress...and, there was never a real threat from Iraq against the United States...this was all manufactured, after 9-11, and was a lie...Iraq was no threat to anyone...but Iraq was a convenient target for certain, shall I say, 'global' and criminal elements that somehow managed to hijack our foreign policy...and, sad to say, some of these elements called themselves Americans...I have spoken on this issue expansively, and the American people elected me because I told them exactly what I was going to do to end this war...America has no business involing itself in foreign wars, anywhere, unless we are attacked directly...Iraq has never attacked the United States...we have waged an agressive and catastrophic war against the Iraqi people, and it is ending, and we will now help the Iraqis, in a CONSTRUCTIVE way, to clean up the mess we created...and, as you know, the stated purpose of this war was to 'bring democracy to Iraq'...well, the Iraqis have an elected government, and at least the semblance of a parliament and other 'democratic' institutions...so, we are going to aid those in the Iraqi leadership in reclaiming their own country. As for the military situation, later today, the new Commander of our forces in Iraq, General Walter Egan, will be holding a press briefing. General Egan was a commander of the 24th Infantry Division during Operation Desert Storm, and, believe me, he knows what we face in this cleanup over there. You can speak with him directly. This is going to be a messy process of withdrawl, and I have full confidence in General Egan, and have promised him what ever help he needs in removing our forces safely and securely. As I said, you can discuss the technicalities with him, and he will try to be as helpful as possible.

Fox News: Mr.President, this is opening a whole new can of worms...what about the Islamic fascists in Iran, they are going to see this move as a weakening of American resolve, and, of course, the threat to Israel will increase exponentially!

President: Mr.Berg, any so-called 'Islamo-Fascism 'has been a by-product of the reckless American policy in the Middle Eastern region...we never had any problems with 'Islamo-Fascism' in the past, in fact, most Americans were never even aware of Islam before the 9-11 event...we are not at war with Islam...let me say it again...we are not at war with Islam...now, of course, I oppose religious and ideological extremism of any kind, but there are ways of dealing with these things other than wholescale invasions of countries...in fact, the whole 'War on Terrorism' concept was a falacy in the first place...As far as Iran goes, I anticipate absolutely no threat from Iran...I hope to speak with Iranian President Ahmadinejad very soon, and I will discuss with him frankly American concerns, with Iran itself, and as far as Iranian relations with Iraq are concerned. As far as Israel goes, I don't see any threat to them from this so-called terrorism...Israel has the most technically advanced military in the Middle East, and also has a huge arsenal of nuclear weapons...In fact, this Israeli nuclear question concerns me more than any so-called 'terrorist' threat'.

With these words, pandemonium reigns again, for a few minutes anyway...

Fox News: Mr.President!...You.......

President Frank Dialogue: (raises his hand, and waves Mr.Berg away)...All right, next question, and let's try to keep a cool head...(points at a reporter)...Yes, miss?

PBS/NPR: Mr.President, Rachel Ross-Miller from National Public Radio...It has gotten a little crazy in here, but with all that has happened in the last 24 hours, it has caused a commotion; a national commotion!...In fact, your actions in this time period are unprecedented foran American president.......

President: Let me just interrupt for a moment, Miss Miller...All that is happening now is that an American President is actually taking some action out in the open, as opposed to trying to hide from the American public...I guess trying to be open and honest is something the press corps here in Washington hasn't experienced for awhile...But...................a clamor arises at this remark from the assembled press..............I'm sorry to, interrupt...Your question?

PBS/NPR: You have announced that former President Bush and Vice-President Cheney are wanted for questiong, is that how you put it, or was it that there are arrest warrants out for them?

President: Both...and not just Bush & Cheney...a group of their'advisors' who helped guide the US into this illegal war are also sought...and not just for advice they gave...but for extreme financial malfeasence that they participated in, and other what I can only call acts of treason and high crimes against the American people.

PBS/NPR: And these advisors, I believe you said yesterday Richard Perle, Paul Wolfowitz, Dov Zakheim...

President: Donald Rumsfeld also...and there are many others who are a bit lower on our priority list.

to be continued.... 

 



 



 

 

 




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